Because today I rode with two first grade classes (which translates into 40 very excited six and seven year olds) on a bouncing yellow school bus for a twenty mile drive. Both ways.
Because after getting to our destination, we realized that at least two other school districts were also having their field trip excursions on the same day, at the same time.
Because I spent five hours (was it only five?!) counting to 20 over and over to make sure we had all our kids.
Because we picnicked on wet grass, and I had to take five girls to the restroom at the park where there were no doors on the stalls and only one working faucet.
Because we made a very disturbing, disgusting discovery consisting of bodily fluids and rubber (if you get my drift) in the middle of our lunch area.
So tonight I'm grabbing some chocolate covered macadamias and curling up with my two latest additions, Crobots
and Sewing Green,
and enjoying some Me Time.
By the way, I'm pretty much just kidding about all of the above being an ordeal (except the last thing, which really was just too disgusting for words). I feel so lucky to have been a chaperone for the field trip today. I was responsible for my daughter and some of the most well-behaved girls in the class, and as I was looking around, I realized we had one of the best classes in the whole place. Two of our kids even fell asleep in the bus on the way home. So sweet. It was a crazy, hectic, fun-filled, sunny, warm-but-not-hot, very active, wonderful day.
But I still totally deserve the books.